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    Entries in Teddy Roosevelt (1)

    Looks Like Someone Brought Their "A" Game

    Not Tampa, though. No, they went with a Teddy Roosevelt impersonator who spouts well-known sayings like a talking plush doll. All in a bid to get the 2012 Republican National Convention.

    Thanks, Video. I am now embarrassed for Tampa when I'm used to feeling blind indifference and casual hatred towards Tampa. I don't like change!

    (Via Politico)

    Thanks to Keith for the tip!