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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.



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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Entries in Reddit (4)

    You, My Friend, Have a Gift

    Everything in its right place:

    (Via Reddit)

    Both Agree: Dementors Suck.

    Zelda Convention - June 9, 2011

    Via Reddit

    I swear - my niece is my witness!

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    Zelda Convention - June 3, 2011

    Via Fuck Yeah Steve Zisso

    Let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch...

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