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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Entries in Portal (3)

    Zelda Convention - August 18, 2011

    (Via Reddit)

    Links for All!

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    Shocker: Crossover Appeal Between Theater Geeks and Gamers

    In all seriousness, this is a pretty cool real life recreation of Portal - I just wish the music was a bit better:


    Zelda Convention - May 23, 2011

    via if we don't, remember me

    I'm just tryna change the color of your mood ring...

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