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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Entries in Pixar (4)

    Zelda Convention - August 19, 2011

    Via Ain't It Cool News

    "I'll have what she's having!"


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    Zelda Convention - June 28, 2011

    Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov...

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    Zelda Convention - June 7, 2011

    In this analogy, Gollum is played by Anthony Weiner...

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    Nerd Ink - April 7, 2010

    The Maxx fights some Isz on a guy's Leg

    Today's comic book of the day is Crogan's Vengeance by Chris Schweizer!

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