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    Entries in Norm Macdonald (4)

    Norm to the Rescue!

    Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.

    Vaya Con Dios, Spaz

    It is with a heavy heart that I write about the recent cancellation of Sports Show with Norm Macdonald. Not cuz the show was so hot, but because it means no more Kyle, Norm's hilarious and ridiculously awkward "nephew"/field reporter.  Let's look back and remember the good times:

    At an Ultimate Fighting Event:

    Sports Show with Norm Macdonald Tuesdays, 10:30/9:30c
    Ultimate Fighters with Kyle
    Sports Show Norm Macdonald #SportsShow



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    Zelda Convention - June 10, 2011

    Via Reddit

    All that she wants is another baby...

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    Zelda Convention - May 26, 2011

    Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'...into the future....

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