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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.



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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Entries in Dinner for Schmucks (1)

    7 Best Blooper Reelz of the 7 Past Years

    ...the "Z" means it's fun!

     Some occasional NSFW language and a few minor spoilers.

    7) Dinner for Schmucks

    6) Get Him to the Greek

    Embed...Denied! LAME. Go here to check it out.

    5) Invention of Lying

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