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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Entries in Dancing (3)

    Fett and Maul in the Same Video!

    This is it! This is my thesis, man!

    Two icons together at la---


    ...That's not a good look, fellas.

    Verbiage - August 18, 2011

    Today's word of the day is "Exultant:"



    exulting;  highly elated; jubilant; triumphant.

    Verbiage - July 13, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Unbridled:




    not controlled or restrained: unbridled enthusiasm.