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    Mass Distraction

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    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


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    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

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    Piano Lessons

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    Entries in Conan O'Brien (6)

    Norm to the Rescue!

    Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.

    Verbiage - June 30, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Undulate:


    [v. uhn-juh-leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-; adj. uhn-juh-lit, -leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-] verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing, adjective
    –verb (used without object)
    1. to move with a sinuous or wavelike motion; display a smooth rising-and-falling or side-to-side alternation of movement: The flag undulates in the breeze 
    2. to have a wavy form or surface; bend with successive curves in alternate directions.
    3. (of a sound) to rise and fall in pitch: the wail of a siren undulating in the distance.

    Zelda Convention - June 21, 2011

    Robot Hoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuse!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Zelda Convention - June 14, 2011

    Via Reddit

    I am a real American...

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    Verbiage - March 15, 2010

    Today's word of the day is "Adroit" -

    (via FailBlog)


    1. expert or nimble in the use of the hands or body.
    2. cleverly skillful, resourceful, or ingenious: an adroit debater.

    A (Somewhat) Modest Proposal

    Currently, three of the most prolific and brilliant minds working in modern television are without TV shows at the moment:

    • Joss Whedon recently wrapped up "Dollhouse" after two seasons with the (constantly mucking about) Fox.
    • Conan O'Brien left "The Tonight Show" after a very public mess with Jay Leno and NBC. 
    • Bryan Fuller, creator of "Pushing Daisies," "Wonderfalls," and "Dead Like Me," has a development deal with NBC - but no series on the horizon.

    So what should these titans of broadcasting do?  I say it's time for them to get out of the business of television.  Yes it's time to leave behind the main networks and cable channels for...the internet!  Buh?

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