Choose Your Adventure!


The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.



This form does not yet contain any fields.
    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Entries in Conan (3)

    Norm to the Rescue!

    Oldie but Goodie - On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Norm Macdonald enjoys mocking the Carrot Top movie with Courtney Thorne-Smith, the co-star of the Carrot Top movie.

    Verbiage - June 30, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Undulate:


    [v. uhn-juh-leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-; adj. uhn-juh-lit, -leyt, uhn-dyuh-, -duh-] verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing, adjective
    –verb (used without object)
    1. to move with a sinuous or wavelike motion; display a smooth rising-and-falling or side-to-side alternation of movement: The flag undulates in the breeze 
    2. to have a wavy form or surface; bend with successive curves in alternate directions.
    3. (of a sound) to rise and fall in pitch: the wail of a siren undulating in the distance.

    Immodest Proposal: The Audacity of Masturbating Bears

    Updated on Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 4:43AM by Registered CommenterRob Dean

    Updated on Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 6:43PM by Registered CommenterRob Dean

    The last of Conan on NBC just aired, and with it comes a few thoughts.

    Firstly, I was perusing Hulu today, looking at the most recently added shows to see if Archer had been added yet (alack alas, not until February 14 - weak sauce, I know).  I was moving my cursor around the page when I passed by The Jay Leno Show (requisite: Boo! Hiss!) and happened to notice what people are tagging the Leno Show with:

    (Click on thumbnail)

    Also, Michael Ian Black wrote a bleak but honest assessment of the whole thing. 

    Although, I disagree. 

    Click to read more ...