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    Entries in Captain America (4)

    Zelda Convention - July 11, 2011

    Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.

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    I Hope Cap Invites Red Skull to Lick on his Balls

    You know...for the kids!

    The Pact

    (via Let's Be Friends Again)

    Today is the Day of THE PACT! As per Let's Be Friends Again instructions, go to a Dunkin Donuts location near you. Order a Captain America donut (it's a star-shaped jelly donut with sprinkles and vanilla frosting. It's not bad's not good either).

    Take a picture of you with your fine pastry, holding it aloft as a testament to all who came before you. It'll shine like a diabetic beacon honoring the sacrifices that brave men and women have made to ensure our freedom. The star-spangled confectionary will be a sweet note of gratitude to this great experiment we call America.

    Then, after the picture thing, post it on the Twitter or Let's Be Friends Again comments or on their Facebook page. The hashtag for Twitter is #ThePact and be sure to include @LBFAinc and @neuroticmonkey.

    Or you can not do any of this...but then the terrorists, communists, nazis and super scientists dedicated to an ethnically pure world will have won.

    USA! USA! USA!

    Zelda Convention - June 24, 2011

    Via Reddit

    She Breaks Just Like a Little Girl...

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