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The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.



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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    Welcome to my Nightmare...


    How are you?  Welcome to my blog.  This is going to be a place where I put various things I stumble upon on the web, along with my thoughts and rantings. 

    I have lofty plans for this place - discussion boards, downloading mp3's from a musical I cowrote based on "The Goonies," some sort of feud with TMZ and/or Steve Jobs, and who knows what else.

    In the meantime, be sure to comment and I hope you stick around.

    Oh, and be sure to email me with any thoughts you have, leads, tips, things you want to see on here, and any delicious recipes for new and exotic cookies are always welcome.

    It Begins!

    Remember when we were young: we looked forward to things.  "I can't WAIT to drive. I can't WAIT to get a boyfriend.  I can't WAIT to graduate." Etc., Etc.  Now it's "remember how great high school was?"  Or "nothing compares to the feeling of first love.  Life was so much better back when we were young."  Somewhere between anticipation and nostalgia we should have been happy.


    -from Too Much Coffee Man: Parade of Tirade by Shannon Wheeler

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