Choose Your Adventure!


The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival is dedicated to providing innovative ideas that will alter reality as we know it and could very well SAVE YOUR LIFE. Plus videos of people getting hit in the junk.



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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...


    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...

    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim


    Goonies the Musical!


    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!


    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!


    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!




    About Rob Dean


    Rob is the creator and editor of Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival.  He is a man lost in time and space, unsure of whom to trust or where to turn.  All he knows is that pomegranates are annoying to eat.

    A misshapen fool with an encyclopedic mind of all things trivial and utterly useless, Rob has assembled a group of brilliant writers to try to figure out the best way to get through this thing

    He is an aspiring luchadore and a reformed conjoined twin.  He knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, but chooses to politely ignore it rather than make a big to-do about it all.

    He writes DVD Double Dip Demands, Missing Reels and Immodest Proposals.

    Questions? Ideas? Want to write for The Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival? Hit Rob up here.